the difference between men and women

what i have come to realize in my limited experience of life is that no matter what you think you know you actually know less and as soon as us men start to understand women they change what they are all about if you think you found someone who makes you happy promptly the universe will kick you square in the nut sack to show you who is in charge and it will never be you if you think that things might just be starting to go to your way it won't it will only get your hopes up then it will pile on so much shit that you will never see the light of day and then if you do see some light it will happen again. life sucks then you die and if you think otherwise your either kidding yourself or your to stupid to see things how they really arewow i have issues don't i well i have gone totally off topic of where i intended to go i wanted to do a funny kinda riff on how women are always right even if you know there not but i guess im just not in the right mindset i am kinda wishing that i was a hermit this summer but oh well shit happens when you party naked and im out.